What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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