I think I am morally bankrupt
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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