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• (727): View more from Florida

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  ooooooooooooo i'm drink

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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  Ew, and?!

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  we didnt even have break up sex...

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  you had it for us with someone else...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.

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• (310): View more from California

  She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I went on an adventure and now we have more food.

  (360): View more from Washington

  Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo

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