I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.