Why are handjobs necessary in class?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.