Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.