Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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