is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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