I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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