So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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