spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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