plz talk dirty to me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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