she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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