Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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