I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
