I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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