I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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