JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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