His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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