But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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