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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I am engaged

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To a real live girl that has met me

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(816): View more from Missouri

Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.

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(714): View more from California

I need hand sanitizer and jesus.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(514): View more from Quebec

It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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(518): View more from New York

I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.

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