I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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