garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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