I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We need to get me chipped asap
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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