so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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