Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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