just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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