This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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