Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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