the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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