I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
