My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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