totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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