Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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