Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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