I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Randomize
