I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
