your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
this will be a night to untag.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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