I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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