I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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