Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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