if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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