the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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