hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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