I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
BRING THE BAGELS
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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