I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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