Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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