If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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