im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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