There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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