the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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