So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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