remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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