WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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