You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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