I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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