Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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