I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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