Sponge bath it is.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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