I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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