I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
its liver damage thursday
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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